Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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