Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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