Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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