i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Two words: nipple clamps
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