i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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