Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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