I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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