i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize