just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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