I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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