Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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