What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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