it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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