Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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