so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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