I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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