The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My feet surprised me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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