I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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