69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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