dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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