I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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