porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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