i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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