from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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