Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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