This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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