Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So here I am, sexting at work.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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