He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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