How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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