Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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