xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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