you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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