Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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