doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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