when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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