can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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