Got a toothbrush?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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