Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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