super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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