From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
