fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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