i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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