I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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