I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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