okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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