Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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