That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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