No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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