Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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