She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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