So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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