he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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