Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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