Your mouth is God's brothel.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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